Tuesday, September 30, 2008

New Albums from the ROC? At Least One...


Alright, so according to the Rocafella website, Kanye's 808's & Heartbreak will be out Dec. 16th. So there. That is done with.

Additionally, there are rumors that Hovito will release The Blueprint III on Dec. 3rd. 

That would be neat.

So, in honor of the Roc Boys, I give you Roc Boys:

(Apparently Jay doesn't care much for people embedding his videos. I suppose I can't blame him, after all, he's not just a businessman, he's a business man!)

Oh, and for some reason I never made the connection until just now that Michael from The Wire looks exactly like a young Jay-Z. Crazy.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Several Things...

First order of business:

Bob Howry

It's time to hang it up Bob. I'm sorry. As a person? Very likable, good attitude, so on and so forth, but playoff roster? PLAYOFF ROSTER?!?! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

No.

I realize there aren't many alternative choices with Gaudin looking miserable after his prolonged absence, but anyone other than maybe Kevin Hart would be an improvement. I'd probably opt for, gulp, Michael Wuertz. The numbers don't lie:

In 70.7 IP- 90 H, 42 ER, 13 HR

It's not like he's had a recent renaissance of sorts. He's been bad. Very bad. All. Year. Long.

Again, I wish him the best, but he needs to put away his Sweet Lou voodoo doll and pack it in for the winter.

Moving on...

NLDS/ The Dodgers

Had trouble sleeping last night. That's about all I can say at this point. Just gotta let it play out. I refuse to comment until after Wednesday's game. 

And don't mistake my superstitiousness for pessimism. I have a healthy, balanced confidence in this team's postseason ambitions. I...I just...can't fight this feeling...





Moving On...

FSU 39, CU 21

Bleh. Had such high hopes early in this one. Let me say right now, Rodney Stewart is a fucking badass. What a great story: We land the most sought after rb recruit in the country in Darrell Scott, he shows up overweight to camp, and a tiny 2 star recruit who no one has ever heard of steps in and steals the spotlight, eventually earning him national attention and the uber-original moniker "Speedy" Stewart. Come on. First "Fast" Willie Parker now this? A new nickname is in order. I'm open to suggestions. But I digress. This guy is something else. He's the most electric player this team has seen in quite some time, and despite carrying 21 times for 107, it seemed as though he could have used some more touches, especially earlier on in drives, to prevent 3rd and long situations. Obviously the plan was to exploit the Seminoles blitz scheme by airing it out, but Cody simply struggled. Granted he was under pressure all day long, but he played the worst game I've ever seen from him, missing throws he has to complete and offering up a few critical turnovers as well. It just seemed as though Mark Helfrich could have called a far better game in terms of balance and picking his shots (and despite coming out with the W against West Virginia, I thought it applied for that game as well). Clearly however, the potential is tremendous for this team. We'll see how they fare against Colt McCoy inc....

Bears 24, Eagles 20

Phew!!! I know everyone was inching out onto the ledge as the Bears looked poised to complete yet another 2nd half collapse:

Stat of the week: Bears 3rd quarter offensive production- 7 yards. 1 interception. 2 fumbles. Awesome.

But fuck it! We won! And why? The defense refused to be shit on by the media for a third consecutive week, churning out a gutsy goal line stand late in the 4th that was easily the most important series of the year to this point. Perhaps Andy Reid should have been a wee more creative with his playcalling, but it's hard to fault him for running the ball with Buckhalter, a proven downhill, short-yardage back, on the 1/2 yard line.

So after going @IND, @CAR and home vs. Tampa and Philly, the Bears are 2-2. Pretty impressive if you ask me, especially considering the dreary expectations that surrounded this squad.

So yea. That is all.



Friday, September 26, 2008

A Classic: Blur- Coffee & TV

Week 4 Picks

BAM!

This is a tricky week, no doubt. My three locks? Broncos, Chargers, Bills.

Broncos (-9) over CHIEFS
BENGALS (-3.5) over Browns
JAGUARS (-7.5) over Texans
JETS (-1) over Cardinals
SAINTS (-6) over 49ers
FALCONS (+7.5) over Panthers
TITANS (-3) over Vikings
Packers (+1.5) over BUCS
Bills (-8) over RAMS
Chargers (-7) over RAIDERS
Eagles (-3) over BEARS
Redskins (+11) over COWBOYS
Ravens (+5.5) over STEELERS

Mets 7, Cubs 6. Whatever...

Attention New York: This is for you! Please. Someone alert Jose Reyes that we wrapped this game in a bow and handed it over, despite their best efforts to blow it once again. Anytime you go with a devastating Howry, Hart tandem in the late innings of a close ball game... I'm just saying. I'm sick of bizarro world. Only three games left I guess. Go Cubs!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

TV On the Radio- Dear Science



Unbelievable. How could this actually be better than expectations. Still digesting for a full review but for now, go buy it for shit's sake. Fantastic...

I Almost Felt Bad... Almost. Cubs 9, Mets 6



Ronny is smiling in his sleep. Yikes. That was like watching the '06 Cubs, except we wouldn't have ever had the lead. Or scored 6 runs. Or been in any kind of playoff contention. But you get the idea. What a disastrous loss for the Flushing faithful. I mean WOW. I didn't know it was possible to register a lead-off triple against Bobby Howry and fail to score a single run. This is a weird Cub universe that we temporarily inhabit. Floating in limbo, not really putting our best lineup out, yet trying to be competitive. Not trying to overextend our everyday guys yet doing our best to keep them sharp. And wouldn't you know it? Our final two opponents are tied for the NL wildcard! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!! It's strange. But soon all will be settled. March on!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

New Kanye Album



According to his blog, the new album--which seems to officially be titled 808's & Heartbreak --will be out some time in November.


Thursday, September 18, 2008

"It Ain't Intramurals!!!" CU 17, WV 14




Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!! This is one of my greatest personal sports days in a looooooong time. The Buffs squeaked it out, thanks to some of the worst clock management ever witnessed and a sad, lonesome kicker incapable of knocking through a 23-yard PAT. But despite all that, the CU defense deserves its props for allowing a mere 14 points in the face of one of the most malicious running attacks I've ever seen. 

As far as the CU offense, they certainly looked explosive from the jump-off, utilizing the Hawkins passing attack to jump out to a startling 14-0 lead. And then... they decided to never, ever pass the ball again. Not that they weren't capable of moving the chains on the ground.

Rodney Stewart: meet Boulder. Boulder: I give you Rodney Stewart!

Darell Scott and his gut have officially taken a back seat to the home run speed and ankle breaking explosiveness of that other freshman. You know, the one with the shifty 5' 6" frame? He was extremely impressive all night. In no way am I giving up on D-Scott, the talent is obviously there, but Rodney came to camp prepared and has clearly earned the #1 role. Big play potential on the ground: when's the last time a CU team had THAT as a threat. These two freshmen should develop into a deadly thunder and lightning combo.

So rejoice Buff fans! Could and should we have put more points on the board? Probably. But hey, look at it this way: we beat a ranked team with less than our best performance. Ralphie Inc. has returned. I leave you with this:

Eddie Vedder- Someday We'll Go All The Way

When I first read the lyrics, it sounded kind of lame. After hearing it? I have to admit I'm a fan. I like it a lot better than "Go Cubs Go" I'll tell you that. Vedder is the perfect type to pen a super-literal drunken sing along like this. I was going to post it to cheer everyone up after a discouraging loss, but we all know that didn't come to pass...

No Fucking Way. Did That Just Happen? Cubs 7, Brewers 6

Mind-boggling...

The Cool Kids- The Delivery Man

Chicago Named Most Stressful City By Forbes Magazine

Here's the video. Give me a break. Sure the winter is dreary. You think the winter's not dreary in most of the cities on this list? Please. And what's with the woman who complains about Chicago's poor public transit in the interview? I'm sorry, but have you been to most of the other big cities in this country? Chicago has phenomenal public transit. Just because the CTA isn't the most well-oiled machine doesn't mean we're not lucky to be able to get virtually anywhere we need to go without a car. Why do you think we're getting such strong consideration for the 2016 games? Our transit is a huge selling point. What a worthtless list, but like the video says, I guess it did a decent enough job of attracting attention.

Never Been A Huge NIN Fan, But This Is Sick

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

You Can't Win 'Em All... Brewers 6, Cubs 2

Jason Marquis showed his rust in the 1st having not pitched in eleven days, surrendering a bases-clearing double to Fielder-- who, by the way looks as though he's actually managed to gain weight over the course of the season. Remarkable. Whenever he rumbles around the bases I am forced to shield my eyes in disgust. Anyway, turns out three runs was all the Crew would need. Marquis was able to settle down but Angel Guzman got battered around in the 7th and the Cubs bats were consistently lifeless all night. Other than a Sori homer in the 3rd and a charity run in the 9th off Salomon Torres (who I must say, looks INCREDIBLY hittable right now. If I were a Brewers fan I would be terrified every time he took the ball) the Cubs could get nothing going. Oh well. Rather than post a picture of Gilbert Brown's shorter, baseball playing cousin, I give you Scar Jo:


Cheer up Cub fans. Magic number= 4



Cubs Recap for 9/15, 9/16: Cubs 6, Astros 1 -- Cubs 5, Brewers 4





Monday 9/15: Cubs 6, Astros 1

So some friends and I headed down to Miller Park for this one. Of course everyone realized that Z's showcase from the night before couldn't be topped... so imagine our surprise when "The Bulldog" did his damnedest to get in on the action. It was evident from the beginning that Lilly had some of his best stuff of the year, relying more on fastballs (he had good zip, around 92 late into the game) and sliders than the big 12-6 hook. Before you knew it we were into the 6th, and after a great diving play by Edmonds to save a hit followed by a strikeout to pinch-hitter Mark Saccomanno, things started to look mighty interesting. I was very impressed with my section's no hit etiquette, for not once did I hear anyone point out you-know-what, and it became readily apparent after the massive cheer when they threw E5 on the board after Ramirez couldn't knock down a tough ball to start off the 7th that everyone knew exactly what was going on. But Mark Loretta followed up that generous scoring decision with a no doubt single to right and the impossible was no more. Lilly was given a great standing ovation and everyone let out a collective sigh as we settled back into our seats. Turns out the Astros wouldn't muster up another hit, scoring one in the 7th after a pair of walks by the Shark and a wild pitch by Marmol set up a David Newhan sacrifice fly.

The Cubs offensive weapon of choice was the long ball, featuring a solo shot from Edmonds and a pair of two run jacks from DLee (nice to see some power...) and Geo, marking yet another example of how this team can score any number of ways. All in all, a great day at the ballpark, except for the frustratingly horrendous traffic around Miller Park. Thanks to the people of Milwaukee for being so gracious. And thanks to the Cubs pitching staff for teaming up to produce the first ever no-hit/one-hit combination in consecutive games. Pretty Amazing.



Tuesday 9/16- Cubs 5, Astros 4

A very well played ball game. The Cubs were able to get to Sabathia early, much like their first encounter, setting the tone right off the bat with a deep double to left from Sori, who would then score on a deep double to center from DLee.

Dempster meanwhile was devastating, striking out two in the first and second before fanning the whole side in the 3rd. The Cubs however, continued to give Sabathia trouble. After Theriot and Derrek reached on back-to-back singles to start the bottom of the 3rd, Rami ripped a screaming double to left which scored them both bringing the lead to 3-0.

Dempster got into trouble in the top of the 5th. After striking out the struggling Corey Hart, Demp surrendered singles to Craig Counsell and Jason Kendall, and when Sabathia laid down a sacrifice, Ryan bobbled it, leaving the bases loaded with one away. However he bailed himself out of trouble as he's done all year, inducing a Mike Cameron chopper to third which Rami snagged, stepped on third and fired over to first for a 5-3 inning-ending double play. In the top of the 6th, Prince Fielder waddled up to the plate with the ageless Ray Durham on second and sent a hanging sinker into orbit, straight onto Sheffield. 3-2 ballgame.

That score would stand until Sori came up in the bottom of the 7th and sent a line drive shot into the basket in left, making it 4-2 Cubs (Fonsie by the way, is a CC killer, lifetime BA .364, 12-33 with 5 HR). This would be countered immediately in the top of the 8th as Oswald Cobblepot and his hammerpants launched another one into the basket in left-center, leaving the game at 4-3 Cubs.

After a double off the wall by Rami to start the bottom of the 8th, the Cubs were looking to tack on the ever-important insurance run. But then Geo grounded out, advancing Rami to third, and RJ went down swinging, setting up a pinch-hit appearance from Henry Blanco (having far and away a career year offensively). Well, Hank White delivered again, singling up the gut to score Ramirez making it 5-3 Cubs. To the bottom of the 9th...

It's just never easy is it. But hey, that's what makes it so fun... right? Woody came in and gave up a one out single to Mike Lamb, who then came out for pinch-runner Alcides Escobar. After getting Mike Cameron to strike out, there were two away for Ray Durham, who continued his Cub-killer tendencies by smacking a double to deep center, scoring Escobar and cutting the lead to one. After an infield single from Ryan Braun, Prince "The Big Asparagus" Fielder was back in the box. This battle couldn't help but conjure up images of that game-ending duel between Woody and Pujols several days prior (though I'm in no way suggesting Fielder is even worthy of buttering Pujols' broccoli. That sounded uncomfortably sensual...). Regardless, after a riveting battle, Woody caught Prince looking dead-red and bent a slidepiece right over the plate on a 2-2 count for called strike three. Ballgame. Cubs 5, Brewers 4.

Closer with every day. Giddy Up.





So That's Where They Come From...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Hilarious

New Kanye- Love Lockdown

Newly recorded version. Sounds a lot better in my opinion. I actually like the auto-tune here, and the drums are sharp. This is an interesting direction. We'll see what comes next.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

HISTORY FOR BIG Z- Cubs 5, Astros 0

What a special, special night this was. Unbelievable. I started off halfheartedly checking in on the Steelers-Browns game between commercials, but as the possibility of you know what began to look more and more feasible, I refused to even flip back when the ads came on. For those of us who invest so much time and faith in this team, it is precisely moments like these that make it all worth while. My own sample history of triumph and heartbreak is much smaller than those older fans who were fully involved for seasons like '69 and '84, so under my personal scale, this ranks pretty high near the top in terms of all time Cub moments, probably tied with game 5 of the '03 NLDS for #1. I can say without hesitation that this was the most emotional game I've ever watched. What a tremendous boost on an otherwise incredibly dreary and rain-soaked Sunday. This one will not be forgotten. 

It's been evident since Carlos first broke out and became the ace of the staff around 2004 that on any given night he could potentially go out and no-hit his opponent. Until Sunday, the closest he'd come was this game in 2006, also against the Astros. Well, Z's game on Sunday looked awfully similar, and after he got through Bourn, Tejada, and Berkman in the 7th, I knew things were starting to look serious.

He had it all going. The fastball was registering at 98, 99 in the early going, and though the stadium gun may have been a bit high, he was at least at 94+. The split was great. Throw in some sliders and even a few changeups and he was simply dominating. The best part? First pitch strikes by the barrel load, putting the Astros hitters on the defensive from the get go. For the most part, no one even came close to a hit, the closest being a slicing flyball to right that DeRo ran down in the top of the 8th. The 9th may have been the easiest of all: two quick grounders to short from Quintero and Castillo, followed by a swinging strikeout by Erstad on a slider low and away that was nowhere close. All in all a complete, dominating performance--mentally and physically--from Big Z.

The offense took care of business early getting on the board in the 1st with a solo blast from Fonsie. In the 3rd Lee, Rami, and Soto went double, single, double--all with two outs--to plate four runs and put the game out of reach.

What a night. And on a side note, I realize the Astros have been dealt a bit of rough luck here, but rather than whine about it, couldn't Cecil Cooper use this as a rallying cry of sorts? It seems a perfect opportunity to play the underdog card. Instead, they're making excuses. I'd like to think Sweet Lou would of spun it that way.

Anyways, things are certainly back on track now. This team continues to amaze. Congrats to Z (and how bout Geo, the soon to be NL ROTY, catching his first no hitter. One more bullet point on the resume.) Go Cubs.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Football Picks Week 2

Behold. The Truth will set you free. And win you money.

CHIEFS (-3.5) over Raiders
Titans (+1) over BENGALS
Colts (-1.5) over VIKINGS
Saints (PK) over REDSKINS
Packers (-3) over LIONS
Bears (+3) over PANTHERS
Giants (-8.5) over RAMS
JAGUARS (-5) over Bills
Falcons (+7) over BUCS
SEAHAWKS (-7) over 49ers
CARDINALS (-6.5) over Dolphins
JETS (-1.5) over Patriots
Chargers (PK) over BRONCOS
Steelers (-6) over BROWNS
Eagles (+7) over COWBOYS
Ravens (+4.5) over TEXANS

Cubs 3 StL 2- My Jaw Still Hurts...

What a game. No doubting the importance of this one, especially with this extended rest period on the horizon. Hopefully Ike will cool down the red hot Astros while causing as little damage as possible so we can get back to business in a couple of days. Let's dive in.

Again things started off promising in the first when Sori hit a ground rule double to center that skipped over the wall, and after an infield single by the Riot, the Cubs were in business. However DLee failed to capitalize as he's done so many times this year, striking out in ugly fashion. Surely Rami could be counted on to deliver? But all he offered was a shallow fly to right and Sori bolted for the plate in a solid effort but was gunned down on a nice throw from Ludwick. No runs. Bleh.

Fortunately it was the triumphant return of Rich Harden, who had the Redbirds off-balance all night, locating the fastball and dropping devastating change-ups. He went 1, 2, 3 right out of the gate, striking out Pujols to end the frame. This was essentially a "shut-down" inning after that big missed chance in the top-half and Harden did an excellent job of keeping the momentum out of the Cards' hands. Or should I say... wings! Maybe beaks? You get the idea.

Things remained uneventful as Harden and Wellemeyer continued to duke it out (Did anyone ever think the same Todd Wellemeyer who couldn't hack it in Cubs middle-relief would become an effective mid-rotation starter? Kudos to Dave Duncan I guess). Then in the 5th, the Cubs managed to finally do some damage without registering a hit. Patience, as they say, is a virtue. After a Soto walk and a rare error by Pujols on a chopper from RJ, the boys were again threatening with two on and nobody out. However things seemed to be unraveling once again as Harden managed to pop up a bunt to Pujols. Yet another example of a recent inability to execute. I'm going to try and locate the stat for all-time failed bunt attempts. If the Cubs don't lead the planet in that less-than-flattering category I would be shocked. Regardless, Wellemeyer bailed us out with a wild pitch to Sori that advanced the runners to second and third with one away. At this point, Wellemeyer had completely lost the zone and was afraid to give in to Sori with first base open. After another walk, they were juiced for the Riot... who also walked, giving the Cubs a 1-0 lead. DLee then managed to muster up yet another uninspiring dribbler to third which plated Reed to make it 2-0. Rami hit a soft pop-fly to end the inning and the Cubs took a two run advantage into the bottom of the 5th.

 Kyle McClellan came on in place of Wellemeyer in the 6th, and the Cubs wasted no time in jumping all over him. After consecutive doubles off the wall by DeRosa and Fontenot, the Cubs had extended the lead to 3 and seemed to be recovering their mojo. But then Soto and RJ struck out and Harden tapped one to Larue at the plate who threw over to first to end the inning. As quickly as it started, that's how fast it fizzled back out.

The Cards finally got to Harden in the 6th when Fat Albert smashed a run-scoring double after a lead off walk to Aaron Miles. Felipe Lopez added an RBI single to bring Pujols home and suddenly the deficit was back to one.

The Shark came on for Harden in the 7th and threw up a zero, meanwhile the Cubs bats vanished in the later innings once again as Russ Springer and Rich Franklin did their jobs despite looking encouragingly hittable, much to the chagrin of Ronny up in the booth (He was particularly irked with Russ Springer. At one point I believe he even referred to him as "The most deliberate person I've ever seen." Hilarious). This of course was all just an assorted cold cuts platter compared with the giant succulent, N.Y. Strip that were the 8th and 9th innings. 

Note: I've decided to start interjecting fun, nonsensical analogies throughout these recaps. Because everyone likes fun.

Marmol came on in the 8th and it was apparent from the get-go that he didn't have his best stuff, but when he's around the plate, his B and C stuff his still better than most guys' A material therefore there wasn't too much cause for panic. Until Pujols hit a rocket line drive to left with Aaron Miles at first, only to have it robbed by our old pal, the defensive liability, Alfonso "Fonzie Bear" Soriano. What a play. Believe me, Sori won't be snagging any golden hardware out in left anytime soon, but you have to admit he's played pretty damn well out there in recent weeks, all hopping aside. This, believe it or not, was only the overstuffed Christmas stocking--the sort filled with scratch-and-win tickets and stale chocolate reindeer. It was now time to look under the tree. And what did we behold amongst the smell of fresh pine and the ceaseless glow of twinkle lights and tinsel? A majestic wall-crashing snag from everyone's favorite Asian Santa: Kosuke "Yes I realize I spin around foolishly when I strike out" Fukudome. Unreal. I guess defense really can win ballgames. And after Adam Kennedy was intentionally walked to load the bases for the pinch-hitting Josh Phelps, Marmol blew a letter-high fastball right by him to end the threat. Phew.

After the Cubs were quickly dispatched, it was on to the bottom of the 9th. At this point I could actually begin to feel a dull ache in my jaw. I need to invest in some gum for these types of situations. Perhaps some Trident? (If you're reading this Trident executives, and why wouldn't you be, feel free to contact me with shameless promotional offers). Woody came on and immediately surrendered a pinch-hit double to Brendan Ryan just to make it interesting. Cesar Izturis then laid down a bunt to first which DLee gloved, only he decided to fire to third where A-Ram was out of position to make the tag and as a result, Ryan was safe. That is before he continued sliding right off the bag, and Rami, making a heads up play, kept the tag down and as a result the Cubs got the out and a huge break to boot. Well it didn't stop there as Skip Schumaker promptly slapped a single to left to put runners at first and second with one away. Then, after an Aaron Miles strikeout, it was time for the main event: Woody v. Pujols. Two on. Two out. One run game. Giddy up. In a thrilling battle Woody came out victorious, keeping his fastball in on Fat Albert's hands, eventually inducing a pop up to DeRosa. Ballgame.

In general, the ship seems to be turning itself around. We all know we'll have to be able to win close games exactly like these last two come October, so let's look at this as a tuneup. Great pitching. Great defense. Now if we can only get those bats back on the right track. Hey, that rhymed! 

Two individual player notes: 

Harden- Looked great per-usual. Some seem a bit concerned that his velocity was down. If he feels good and can be that effective throwing in the low 90's, what's the concern? And trust me, it'll come back up. I'm sure he could have let one loose last night if he felt he really needed to.

DLee- His plummet continues. I never thought I'd be so pessismistic anytime #25 stepped in with runners in scoring position. Not only that but his well-documented power dissapearance remains a major concern. I know he's the clubhouse leader. I know he still dazzles with the leather. I love the guy. But this kind of production out of the three hole simply cannot continue, mid-September or no. It's time to try dropping him down. It doesn't have to be permanent.

Anyways. Rest up Cubbies. Rest up fans. Soon we'll be back on the grind.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Walkmen- You & Me



"Oh I'm still living...I know that it's true. It's gonna be a good year." Such is the wisdom of Hamilton Leithauser on standout single "A Good Year." The trick is, he sings it with such conviction you can't help but buy in. It is precisely this brand of downtrodden optimism that permeates the entire disc. You & Me manages to strike a perfect balance between muddied underachievement and moody atmospherics. The album is packed with deceptive simplicity and like a good portion of those desert island albums we always return to, it comes off relatively unimpressive after the first listen. 

However, it is all in the details. It can be found in the casual horns on "Red Moon," or the soulful, swelling jangle of "Canadian Girl" with its woodblock fills. These guys maintain a sort of effortless cool that just can't be ignored. Songs like "Four Provinces" and "Long Time Ahead of Us" conjure a type of introspective sway that manages to relax and engage concurrently. This is not an album to be relegated to the background, nor is it by any means a party disc. This is ideal "grower" material, meant to be appreciated after a few casual familiarizing listens and a few glasses of wine. And when it does hit, boy does it deliver. If I were to point to any sort of legitimate contemporary comparison it would have to be Spoon. The Walkmen manage to project the same sort of underdog aesthetics and deceptively straightforward melodies that made the Austin standouts such indie darlings. Almost all of these songs are peppered with subdued, motivational nuggets. These are lyrics we can all relate to, so when Leithauser implores us to"Drive on," as he does on "I Lost You," we have no choice but to heed his command. When he assures us in his aching, confident croon that "The highway's bright and long," we can't help but revel in a sense of camaraderie. These are words of support meant to offer a reaffirmation of confidence, a reenforced sense of purpose and independence. You & Me is a rallying cry for those perpetually down on their luck. And it is not to be missed.

-Don't miss The Walkmen at The Metro tomorrow night!

Kanyeezie Arrested















Apparently Kanye West and his assistant were arrested at LAX today after initially flipping out on a photographer only to consequently turn there rage towards a cameraman capturing the melee. Of course said cameraman was working for none other than the bloodsucking bastards over at TMZ. There was some expensive equipment allegedly damaged and there's talk of some felony vandalism charges, but I think we all know nothing will come from this. Hopefully this doesn't interfere with that new album...

And on a side note, I wish someone would teach the TMZ minions a lesson of sorts. I can't help but think of that Seinfeld where Jerry goes and heckles Elaine's deranged co-worker at her office. If all the celebrities could just band together, buy hundreds of cameras, and hide in the backyards of unsuspecting TMZ employees, it'd make for quite a statement. And a lot of lost toes.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Inaugural Post-Cubs Game Recap: Cubs 4 StL 3



Well, here it is: My inaugural post-Cubs game recap. And bless my lucky stars! A win! And despite the many glories this season has provided, the W has been painfully elusive lately. But I digress. Let's dive in.

Things started rather ominous right off the bat as the Cubs left Theriot and Rami stranded in the top of the 1st. The bottom of the frame proved even more foreboding when a Ted Lily balk (the second Cubs balk in as many days) sent Cesar Izturis over to second, setting the table for none other than Albert Pujols. After his inevitable RBI drive, you could almost hear the collective groan all over the North-side, that is unless you were listening to the game on 720, which in that case all you could hear were the anguished grumblings of old #10. But the Cards had to settle with one, and in the top of the 2nd the Cubs got the breaks they've been on the receiving end of all season-- you know, the breaks that winning teams get?

After back-to-back singles by Kosuke and DeRo, Felix "Da Housecat" Pie--making his first start in many a moon after returning to the big league club for September call-ups--came through with a big single to center to plate Dome. (On a side note, how many of you continue to secretly hope for Felix to pan out? He has all the tools). At this point we had the makings of a return-to-form huge inning from the Big Blue Train. And we got a baby version. Sort of.

Ted Lilly was called on to lay down a bunt, only he didn't deaden the ball and the throw was made to third where DeRosa was initially ruled out. This was immediately rescinded however. Why you ask? Because third baseman Felipe Lopez forgot there was a force on and had his foot off the bag! And Lopez wasn't done there. Sori came up next and hit a chopper right to the Cards third baseman, only this time Felipe proceeded to launch the ball directly into the outfield, scoring both DeRo and Pie. After a groundout by Theriot, D-Lee came to the plate. This led to yet another bouncing grounder with RISP, only Ted Lilly decided to set off for the dish (he said in the post-game he saw the ball take a large hop and figured he had a good chance to score). Turns out he saw it wrong. Yadier Molina was waiting at home, ball-in-mitt, when "The Bulldog" decided to lower his shoulder in a big way. Rather than slow up and suffer a demoralizing sympathy tag, rather than resort to some ridiculous attempt at a somersaulting, Nastia Liukin trick slide, Lilly threw every ounce of his 6-1, 190lb. frame directly into the heavily padded Molina. And... he was out. But he did knock Molina on his ass, who subsequently had to leave the game (Not that I wish injury on my opponents, Cardinal or no, but come on. It was just a bruise). I believe this was a gutsy, self-sacrificing rallying cry that perhaps will be looked back upon as the shot in the arm the floundering Setember version of the '08 Cubs had been looking for. A summons to duty! A call to arms!

Or maybe it'll just end up on a blooper reel, I don't know.

Regardless, hats off to Lilly. Gamer status: cemented. Here's the clip.

He had this to say on the WGN postgame:

"The ball beat me there and I tried to score. My only option, really, was to try and knock the ball loose."

Ted you sly son-of-a-bitch! Gotta love it.

Rami followed this up by earning his umpteenth clutch hitting merit badge, singling to left with two outs to score Sori in what would eventually stand as the winning run. A gold star for you A-Ram. Who cares if the bulk of the baseball world continues to overlook you? I'm not going to complain about the several incidents this year where Derrek has been intentionally passed in order to face a guy batting .310 with RISP and .394 in "Late and Close" situations. Ridiculous...

Anyways, the Cubs would "settle" for four in what may not have been an inning on par with some of the monsters that have preceded it this season, but I'm not going to sit here and complain about a four run 2nd. So what if we had a little help...

Other than another accurate throw by Sori in the bottom of the 3rd to nail Izturis at the plate (sooner or later the league has to start respecting his arm... right?) the game was fairly drab. The two teams combined for a total of only six hits from the bottom of the 2nd through the top of the 9th. The Cubs bats went to sleep while Ted's arm maintained a comfortable 4-1 lead, continually stifling the Cards offense. The highlight of the outing came in the bottom of the 6th with consecutive strikeouts of Pujols and Ludwick which ended the inning in emphatic fashion. Quite simply, Theodore Roosevelt Lilly III was magnificent this evening, changing speeds, moving up, down, in, and out as he often does so well. When this guy is on, there's not many dudes out there who know how to pitch like he does. The old adage about pitching instead of throwing certainly applies in his case.

Then came the bottom of the 9th, where Lou decided to let Kerry get his work in despite Lilly having thrown only 90 pitches and retiring the last eleven batters he had faced. This was a tough situation, and had it ultimately not worked out it would have assuredly been a source for plenty of controversy. I can't say I fault Lou's logic on this one. Though it may seem this year that Piniella has a subconscious intention to prevent his starters from ever earning a CG, I think his reasoning was understandable. I'd like to believe we can all agree at this point that Woody needs work to stay sharp. We've seen proof of it. Not to mention he needed to put on his redeem pants and boost the ole' morale after Sunday's debacle (even though that outing was marred by a plethora of team mistakes, the crown jewel being Cedeno's questionable glovework). Regardless, this decision could have gone either way.

After decisively striking out Felipe Lopez to start, Woody then served up a flat fastball which Pujols crushed to deep right. At this point I almost don't get mad when Fat Albert does his thing. You sorta just have to tip your cap, have a swig of whatever drink you're nursing, and acknowledge that barring injury, Pujols may eventually be recognized as one of the best pure hitters the game ever saw. The guy is unbelievable. Ryan Ludwick on the other hand... sorry, I'm not sold. Congrats to him for putting together a great year, but he certainly doesn't strike any fear into the nether-regions of my soul.

Maybe he should. The righty-hitting, lefty-throwing 30 year old phenom launched one out to right center and suddenly, it was a one run game with two outs to go (For important two out RBI: see Ramirez, Aramis). Though my  insides did immediately seize up, I had a feeling that this game was to be ours. You know that feeling. I'm sure you've felt the opposite as well (see slump, September). Sometimes you just know.

And so it was. Woody went on to strike out Aaron Miles and got Josh Phelps to fly out to center. Ball game.

In retrospect, this was a win, and a much-needed win at that. But all is not settled. Again our bats managed to string some damage together early only to sputter toward the finish line. We got some breaks, which is a good omen, but this team is still not quite back on track. A gem by Harden coupled with a solid offensive breakout could go a long way toward correcting that however. Sleep well Big Blue Train. Doze soundly Cub faithful. Tomorrow, we march forth.

Giddy Up.

-JDP