Thursday, January 22, 2009

Someone Posing As Kanye West Is A Big Fan Of Bisexual Porn



Apparently there are legions of people interested in pretending to be Kanye West so they can make fake, outlandish statements to assorted media outlets, the latest of which "confesses" his desire to break into the porn industry. Yeeezy has a question for those people:

"Why can't you let me be great?"

Over on the blog Kanye revealed people have been hacking into his Gmail and MySpace, opening false Skype and Twitter accounts under his name, and stealing strands of his mullet in order to clone a new super army.

(Please let the mullet come back. Please? Imagine celebrities with mullets. Just pick one you find particularly silly and visualize. Funny isn't it? Tom Brokaw comes to mind... man I am really on a Brokaw kick lately...)

Anyways, Ye is pissed, and understandably so. You can peep his rant here.


1 comment:

Russ said...

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